What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

hi mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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