- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Hail Hitler

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Golf.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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