how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Leave. Now.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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SHUT UP JP

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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