- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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