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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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