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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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