A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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