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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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