What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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9/11 my birthday

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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