- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

12 in general

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Obama lin Baden.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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