What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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