People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

whats black white and red all over an abused child

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How old are you? 7

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A van drives into a car.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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