- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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