guess what? bannanas

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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