A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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