why did you poop because you are a poop

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Antijokes...

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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