y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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