Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Hello penis

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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