- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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