- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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