Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

WOw you have no life

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

So a bar walks into a man...

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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