- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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