- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Im gay What about you

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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