- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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