Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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