What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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