- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Your mother is so fat.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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