Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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