- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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