- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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