Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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