- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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