Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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