Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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