How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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The New York Giants

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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