Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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