- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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