- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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