- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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