If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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