Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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this website is a bad joke

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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