all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

woman's rights

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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