A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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womens rights

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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miha kako si?

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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