- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Ben Corbishley

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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