- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

womens rights

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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