- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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