Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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