- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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