- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Everybody will die

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Justin with a hat.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Please ignore this statement.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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