This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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No your aunties a joke

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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this website is a bad joke

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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knock knock who's there ?

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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