- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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