- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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