- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Your mom.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock Knock Who's there

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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