How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Justin with a hat.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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