- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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