Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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