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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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