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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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