Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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One, two, three, four and five

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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