- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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