Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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hi jonny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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