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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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