In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

united we sit, cause we're fat

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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