Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Ily bae

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Anyone can post anything.

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ejaculation JLR

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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