- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

WILLYS

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

NEVER

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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