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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

knock knock who's there? faith

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

ewrg

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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