What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

whats 2+2? 4

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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