- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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