- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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