- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Please ignore this statement.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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