- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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