-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Dwight Howard

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A dyslexic blind man

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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