- Anti Joke

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him