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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why? Why not?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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