Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Men's rights

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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