- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What is funnier than 24 69

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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