- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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