- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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