- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

woman's rights

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

12 in general

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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