What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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this website even though its hilarious.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What? Huh?

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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