- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

knock knock Goodbye

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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