- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

what's black and can't swim?

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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