A dog is always in the pushup position.

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you see theres this guy.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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