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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the fish fly It didn't

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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