- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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