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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are red.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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