- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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