wenis

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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the game

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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