- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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