Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whose your daddy? Not me

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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