What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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