- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Whats worse than suicide? death

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Nickelback.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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