- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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