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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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