- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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