- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

a. why? b. because I wanted

What's red and can sing? Elmo

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Women's rights.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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