what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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