Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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