Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

taking out the trash... at night

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

here's a joke... the american education society

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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