If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

9/11 my birthday

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

what's black and can't swim?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats green? The color green.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

* anti-punchline

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

No your aunties a joke

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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