jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

knock knock come in

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Women's Rights

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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