- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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