- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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