Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A whole 'nother.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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