What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Niall Horan

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Anti Joke

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