- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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