- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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