- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I'm Batman.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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