Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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