- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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