- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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