Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Hi

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Anti Joke

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