How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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